The Vows

so here goes my vows

Aurora I cannot begin to put into words how much you mean to me and make it come out right but you told me I had to so here goes....

You ignored me for a good three years then one night a little box came up on the computer screen and it said "who the hell are you" or some sort. Then I explained it all and you started acknowledging me. If I recall it was a week or so before my birthday and we spent several night thereafter talking and ignoring the rest of the world ( well I know I was you might have been shaking your behind for all the other menfolk on the internets).

We talked about telemarketers and past loves and what not.

Things progressed and you let me call you and we spent several days and I thought "she has a nice voice". Things progressed further to "lotion time" and I had mentioned that a mutual friend was having a party and you decided you needed a mini-vacation and for a couple of days. I was going to wear a well placed red sock but that didn't happen.

As I recall you stepped off the plane wearing black boots, jeans, a stripped shirt, and the other piece of clothing that I got a peek at on the bone chilling ride to the Enterprise lot on board that scary ass bus....things went to shit and we hopped a cab to Hoffner and we chit chatted for awhile and I kept thinking how you were the most wonderful woman I have ever met and how much I loved everything about you. We got some hot wings and cuddled for the rest of the night.

The next day you decided I needed some new clothes and we went to the Florida Mall and we got the green shirt, khaki shorts, and the corderoy shorts. We went out to karaoke that night then went to hang out at Aimee's where I got a toothache and you cuddled till I fell asleep (thank you)

Then came the aforementioned party ... we hung out some Moore and then we sort of mingled with others and I believe at some point you and Mama Nikki...I went to find you to check up but she found me first and said, "Congrats" and I'm like "for what" and she was like "Rora said she was going to marry you" and I must have got the Jared face. I didn't know how to take it but I went with it anyhow thinking that I was THE MAN. I finally found you and recalled what was mentioned to me and you said what was said was true so I guess we were engaged to house music and vicks vapo cream.

We went back to hoffner the next day as you had to pack and I was sad thinking how can I ever let her go but alas if you didn't leave the rest of the story wouldn't have happened.

At the airport I was still thinking I could never let you go I cried the whole way home but had Mr. Kitty to keep me company. I couldn't figure out where my flannel or my pillow case was though. When you got to N.H. you called me to tell me to pack my shit and get ready to be a yankee again as I was one of your christmas presents from Liz...It was the only way she could get you to stop crying.

Three days later I was N.H. bound as my dirty laundry was deemed safe by the TSA and the rest is history.

You mean so much to me I don't think I can do it justice in words. I want to be a better person because of you...I want to die before you so I don't have to live a day without you as you complete me.

If the rest of our lives is as much fun as the last five years there will be nothing that (seriously not in the vows I totally had an incomplete thought and put nothing here so I pretty much winged this whole part in parenthesis )

I will spend the rest of my life loving everything about you and obey you because I guess it's like that. From this day forward we will no longer be a couple but a single whole. And for that I pledge my whole life to you on this the fifth anniversary of our very first meeting

My only hope for the future is to win just one argument. You can put that right on my box as you put me right by my dad "HE WON ONE"

Thank you for being my lover and my soulmate and giving me the honor of being your husband

The Blessed Union

To Say that my wedding was unconventional is an understatement to say the least but let me break it down for you..... We had since the beginning of the relationship five years prior planned a nautical themed wedding on the anniversary of the day we met.... That's pretty much where the planning stage ended... The wife had done some stuff but all that never really panned out...The month or so before my darling soon to be mother in law and lil big brother in law assembled the message in a bottle invites (hey now we're getting somewhere)...so the week of everyone comes to the blessed state of Florida for the annual family vacation (a little late in the year but thanks for the change of date).... I wrote the vow of all vows like the week before sitting by the pool with a beer, some smokes, a pen, and some paper (sounds romantic right)...That is pretty much all the preplanning besides getting the wedding license taken care of ON TIME ( little back story we had planned to get married the year before but the day we went to get the license it was veterans day and ummm the courthouse was closed no license to wedding)....so now that peeps have been invited and all the right folks(minus an officiant) are in place let's get hitched....

Speed ahead to the week of the nuptuals....No cake, no officiant, no best man, no problem.....The wife had her dress I still had no outfit but whatever...when we went to walmart to get the cake I got a shirt to go with my shorts (SCORE) ....Note DO NOT GO TO WALMART to get your wedding cake seems like you don't have to have any type of skill in penmanship to be a cake decorator there.... so now I have an outfit but the cake is all afuck....we won't let Rora see it because it's THAT BAD...Thank the lord god baby jesus in his tiny little manger that there was someone who could make it work.... Still no officiant though....The night before though was my soon to be Brother In Laws 21st bday though so why not ask him to be my best man (good idea wifey SCORE)...So that takes care of the last few hours before everyone shows up... Still no officiant.... So who could we get to be the master of ceremonies at our wedding I know lets ask (make) Lunchbox do it....So he gets there and the wife pulls him to the computer to get ordained ...... Ok now we're getting somewhere.... say who's going to capture all this on film you ask.... uhhhhhhhh..... Thank Jesus in a tuxedo tee shirt that we have a friend in the business both Mike and Mark over at http://mathewsbros.com/ are friends and have fun taking pictures because mike showed up with his new fancy schmancy camera to try it out (if planning a wedding or other event in Florida or elsewhere if you can give them a shout) (GOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLL)......

The vows were self done as I have said...Rora went with the traditional rout with quotes and all that goodness mine was a lot like this done with a smile and meant to get the same effect....If I am ever without something to blog about maybe I will pull them out and type them up for all to see....

Hey if you want to see pics of the event why not head on over to http://mathewsbros.smugmug.com/Weddings/Moore-Wedding and see for yourself how flipping cool it was.... oh and check out there work

This blog post was inspired by the weddings at http://smodcastle.com and by the twins with the camera over at http://mathewsbros.com/

My Thoughts Of Epic October

I would just like to say that #EpicOctober2010 was a blast......I would like to say I met some really cool folks some new some already family..... It made taking the weekend off before my bday that much better... I think I may have eaten too much but alas it's cool...I look forward to many other #tcc group trips.....

Memories.....

I BROKE THE MONORAIL....not like I was on it and it went down......NO I BROKE IT....I accidentally found the escape hatch....not all handles are handles.....

The Hallowishes Summoner was EPIC....I have to say I saw some really cool kids...My last two trips to disney have been really memorable not for what I did but for what I got to see two marriage proposals and the SUMMONER

Nobody at the table in Germany will ever look at potato dumplings the same way again

Breakfast at OKW just hanging out

I got to spend a lot of time with my wife whom I love so very much

Stay tuned

Monday is going to be fun when I get home from work I am going to get shitfaced and then blog this should be fun

The Beauty Of Not Knowing aka My Personal Hell

Seems like I get the urge to blog when I am feeling down about myself so pardon me while I attempt to get some shit out..............

My Personal Hell consists of a whole bunch of shit I have no control over but so be it. Be it my thyroid, diabeetus, or depression something is FUCKED on the inside..... not sure which but have to wait till I can find dollars to find out (wal-mart has the worst insurance plan known to man). I went to a doctor to find out what's wrong to find this out. $436.16 is what it's going to cost me to find out right out of my pocket which is already empty. Life will go on.....

I have researched all of these diagnosises (sp?) and seems like they all fit. Can't sleep, feel down, feel better when I eat sugar, body aches, you name it I got it. I have been able to control it for the last eight years or so but lately shits been piled on and I can't seem to get a grip on it..... to put it bluntly I feel like Jack when he beat the living FUCK out of that kid in fight club I just want to destroy something.

But so be it... Football is right around the corner which means I won't be able to watch any games but will be able to read all about them which is good because I love football. Sad to see Coach Bowden won't be on the sidelines though.

from the outside looking in

I am sort of an antisocial person, I think everyone gets that. I hate people, I hate crowds, and I hate interaction. If I had one wish it would be to only interact with people when the mood warranted such interaction. Spend some time with me and it's not that hard to see. That being said while im quiet I tend the analyze the shit that is going around me in my head.

Lately I have been making the effort to be out and about with various people trying to get over the abrupt ending of some friendships early last year of which I still have no clue. Maybe it's best I don't know hell if I know. But ANYWAYS

LIFE IS NOT ALWAYS PIXIE DUST. STOP TRYING TO LIVE VICARIOUSLY THROUGH OTHERS. JUST BECAUSE YOU THINK YOU ARE THE SMARTEST KID WITH DOWN SYNDROME DOESN'T MAKE YOU THE COOLEST. SOMETIMES STEP AWAY FROM THE KOOLAID.

Writing As A Form Of Therapy

They say that writing is a form of therapy so here goes....

I was recently asked why I had only been to disney five times in my life prior to my 31st bday...it's been on my mind as to why for the past four hours so I guess I will tell yall...it's my blog so I can do it....

I was born with a fairly absent father and my mother isn't much of a mother...I learned early in life to be alone...we didn't do much when I was a kid as far as fun stuff was concerned I was left mainly to entertain myself...the few fun things I can remember all involve my now deceased Grandma Moore....That takes care of the first time I ever went to disney which I can't really remember because I was YOUNG...

Second time was in high school at epcot...fun school trip no parents involved...well at least as far as mine were concerned...we were poor and I worked to pay for the trip which made it that much moore enjoyable...

Third Time was with my now wife and inlaws...again Epcot but this time I learned that the Living Seas were no moore and now it was some goddamn Nemo bullshit....FUCK THAT....

Fourth Time was with my now wife and some friends that are no longer friends...again Epcot again fun....

Fifth Time was with wife her florida best friend and a psycho ginger who made the experience one that could best be described as FUCKING HORRIBLE...

So in conclusion...born poor black child...no fun...the fact that I prefer the company of very little people major factor

The End (for now)

The Truth The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth

my last post was an abridged version of who my wife and I became my wife and I....lot's of folks have been asking me and my wife says it's the worst story ever so let me tell the whole truth an nothing but the truth so help me jeebus...if I had a gideon's bible I would put my hand on it as I say this.....I do NOT condone any of the actions(anymoore)......

I had recently left a bad situation (....no job....bad headspace...etc). I had been chatting on a website for quite sometime and if I am not wrong (prove it) she had me on "ignore" for quite sometime. We had some mutual friends on said site and somehow she took me off of ignore and we struck up a conversation.. one day said mutual friend was having a get together and 'the wife' decided to fly down. As we had struck up a conversation we decided she could crash with me and my cousin while she was down here. So she flew down and I met her at the airport after a few phone conversations. After dinner it was time for bed on thursday night.

Friday brought on shopping (as my wardrobe wasn't to her liking) and then to meet up with the friends. We shared our first dance that night. Then it was on to bed at a friends place.

Saturday morning was spent chit chatting with friends until it was time to head to another friend's get together. Time to get to the points that aren't really all that appropriate. There is a drug called MDMA makes you moore open and honest. Common street name is ecstasy and next to cocaine and LSD it was my drug of choice. She used to use it too but not to the extent I did. So we dose and the night wears on. I was outside enjoying a cigarette and she was talking to her "other mommy" another mutual friend. I came back in the apartment and was met by "Nikki". She looked at me and said "awe you and my baby rora are getting married". So the rest of the night until the wee hours of the morning was spent just talking and sort of feeling each other out on what was said.

Sunday morning-night was spent like any day after "rolling" is spent, not doing much of shit. The day after is called "being ate up" for a reason. You feel like you were eaten, digested, and shat out.

Monday was spent relaxing and her talking to her bestest friend about the goings on of the recent days and prepping her for her return trip to NH. During the night she must of swiped my flannel shirt and pillow case and left Mr Kitty in my room.

Tuesday was her flight home. After not wanting to let her go at the airport I boarded the bus home. I saw her flight fly overhead and this manliest of men shed a tear. Maybe I will write a blog on the other times I have actually cried in a later blog post.

Wednesday was spent with me being mopey waiting on a my nightly phone call with the mocha princess. It was then that I was told that in one weeks time I was being bought for a christmas gift by the wife for my now wife. I was to board the same flight that take Aurora home. Yay me.

Thursday was spent telling my cousin that I was about to ditch the dust cloud that was my life to join the love of my life.

For the record on that thursday when I met her at the airport she was wearing blue jeans, black boots, a blue sweater, and striped thongs that matched her bra (I believe).

not so proposal

so my beautiful wife came to Fl from NH where she is from......we had met on the internet after about two years of her ignoring me.... we hung out....went to a yahooup (tweet up without twitter)...she was talking to a friend in another room....said friend said you and rora are getting married and I said "sure"

Wordless Wednesday

Wordless Wednesday

sighs

I have no clue what the hell im going to write here so maybe this will be a free flowing "jobby"

I love my blackberry but I REALLY want the BB 9700 (the new Bold)

I am a republican with some democratic views

I hate most TV like five shows really interest me

A. The Big Bang Theory

B. Two And A Half Men

C. NCIS

D. How I Met Your Mother

E. Sports

I really enjoy the company of myself moore than most people

I love movies but not just any movies mostly comedy very little else

I have weird taste in music

Music In My Current Playlists

A. NWA

B. Taylor Swift

C. Jimmy Buffett

D. Toby Keith

E. Morris Day And The Time

F. John Denver

If I had to I am pretty sure I can go an extended period of time without uttering a sound from my mouth.

I REALLY hate snow but I LOVE being kind of cold

Wordless Wednesday

Getting To Know The Frumpy White Guy

what can I say that http://auroraboriealice.blogspot.com/ hasn't said.... yeah I'm THAT James....I don't have anything good to put here but hell I will tell ya about me....I'm 31 been with the same woman for almost 8 years she loves me and I love her yada yada YEAH THAT'S US

I should tell you i'm not so much a fan of Disney but a fan of theme parks in general. I don't really dig the whole Disney Experience as I find them to be quite cold on the customer service side of things.......but anyway the wife is a huge fan, so we have passes and go often.....

I am the cesspool of useless knowledge any non specific trivia game I am not going to brag but I will probably kick your ass in.....9 out of 10 times ......ask the wife she will testify....

I should probably tell you I have a fairly foul mouth kind of like the komodo dragons I won't let the wife play with....

I love the beach and Jimmy Buffett he's kind of a big thing for me I took the wife to one concert and she digs him too I love the whole atmosphere of a Jimmy Buffett show kind of the way that Disney fans keep drinking the disney kool aid...

but that being said... I LOVE all things ICE SPORT....worked at an Ice Rink Pro Shop and got HOOKED....once you learn the subtleties of the art of ice skating it's amazing...... don't even get me started on Curling a sport that I think anyone can do......

Dreams, I have a few.....I would love to own a bar/ice sport complex.......to see world peace.....to one day watch the news with no drama just uplifting shit......A big ole Patrick Star tattoo....A Shark Tat with a Parrothead ....To eat every meal at Margaritaville for one day.....oh yeah and I would love to have a bus load of kids with the wife........

What you will see here.......randomness and a bucketload of it.....

that's all I have for now but stick around this is bound to get good